Mar. 3rd, 2011 09:54 pm
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So I finally fired off a reconciliatory note to Steph (high school Steph). We'll see where this goes. I miss everyone and it gives me the guilts a little bit so I'd like to move on with my life.

Anyway. My almost-12-year-old cousin is pretty much an idiot. A few months ago she declared herself a juggalette, and I kept my mouth shut because...I guess I was half hoping she was doing it as a joke? But I was kidding myself--12-year-olds don't know irony yet.

Then over the weekend she decided her NEW "musical" obsession was Brokencyde. Calling it music is really an insult to real musicians, but for lack of a better identifier... (I don't want to link to anything and give them more hits, but you can Google it if you're so inclined.) So yeah. She was all up in the screamo. And it's not just terrible music. If she was spamming my Facebook news feed with Nickelback, I wouldn't say anything. These brats write songs with lyrics like:
Kickin' it baby, get crunk get crazy/All fucked up, make me wanna punch babies

It's not just bad, it's offensive. So I told her so. And because I know that young girls' egos are sometimes fragile, I did it in a really nice way--you know, offering to hang out and show her some of my music next time she came for a visit. And she ignored it.

Unbeknownst to me, my brother had also called her out for typing like an idiot (this isn't her, but you wouldn't know it from the spelling) and calling herself a "reverse oreo." Child, you live in YORK, PENNSYLVANIA, not west Baltimore.

So she defriended both of us. :D I guess she's cool with people until they offer her some helpful criticism on how not to grow up to be a white trash twat.

Oh well! That'll save me $50 at the wedding.

Date: 2011-03-05 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That's not inherently white trash. It's actually kinda reminding me of Matt.

...Yeah.... Yeah.

Date: 2011-03-05 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Matt listens to Brokencyde and considers himself a reverse Oreo?

Date: 2011-03-05 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Disturbed, to be specific (fucking monkey noises), and he calls his bosses' daughter a Twinkie.


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